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• My tweets March 3, 2012
  Fri, 17:13: I am so fucking geek, it's disgusting. I'm sitting here getting goose bumps watching Windows 8 load. LOL! Fri, 20:47: At Long Last Leave http://t.co/P1oi9z1g @GetGlue #thesimpsons Fri, 21:28: I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! http://t.co/1ApBRRcF Fri, 22:18: Did not expect it to be as go […]
• My tweets February 22, 2012
  Tue, 22:06: A Heart With a Mind of It's Own http://t.co/Ia2KtEVr @GetGlue @cougartownroom Tue, 22:06: I unlocked the Cougar Town: A Mind With a Heart of Its Own sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/B0iDO1PM Tue, 22:55: Sheer Madness http://t.co/qWeiHG6Z @GetGlue @RaisingHopeFOX Tue, 23:18: The Mustang Kid http://t.co/oV3uAw9J @GetGlue #tosh
• My tweets February 19, 2012
  Sat, 16:59: Mmmmm! Jardin Y Camorona http://t.co/HASjWgQh Sat, 17:28: RT @aristocratsfilm: Hey @PaulProvenza & @pennjillette: *Elmo* tells The Aristocrats joke. NSF CHILDREN! Paul Provenza http://t.co/EfpBHReU Sat, 17:32: RT @OMGFacts: A couple got murdered because they de-friended someone on Facebook! Details --> http://t.co/8KmjHTHp Take THAT! Sat, […]
• My tweets February 18, 2012
  Thu, 23:06: Jury Duty http://t.co/8UQTOlpe @GetGlue @theofficenbc Thu, 23:06: I unlocked the The Office: Angela Martin sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/YBZQ11iH Thu, 23:47: "Hey Baby, What's Wrong" http://t.co/Dq8sS3aZ @GetGlue @nbc30rock Fri, 18:53: I'm watching Saturday Night Live (58 others checked-in) http://t.co/RzYftTSQ @GetGlue @NB […]
• Capt. Spastic's Defining Moments n Life #12 February 15, 2012
  You know that scene, no, that moment, in Trading Places where Jamie Lee Curtis tells Dan Ackroyd that "Food and rent are not the only things that cost money" (or something like that), as she's standing there, in that glorious red hair, that HOT! thong and those Jamie Lee breasts... that was the defining moment where I absolutely, positively kn […]
• Capt. Spastic's Rules for Life #37... February 15, 2012
  NEVER date a recovering alcoholic/fill in your substance.... They usually bitch, give you that judgmental look or get all preachy... I mean... WHAT A BUZZ KILL!Like it's MY fault you can't handle your shit? And if you can't, why fuck up MY good time?But it IS funny to watch them twitch when you ask them to hold your drink. Ha!Posted via LiveJo […]
• Мои твиты February 14, 2012
  Пн, 20:45: Chase http://t.co/yFZxOzIQ @GetGlue @HOUSEonFOX Пн, 23:18: The Bees Are So Angry http://t.co/iTkTmQGZ @GetGlue @NBCFearFactor Пн, 23:18: I unlocked the Valentine's Day 2012 sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/TcoOzayW
• Calculate This... February 10, 2012
  So the virginity calculator will not allow you to calculate the age to lose your virginity past the age 45.5. Because obviously, if you're 45 & a virgin, you the mentality of a 3 year old, or rather a 3 and a half year old. It seems as though the Virginity Calculator people seem to believe all hope is lost, not at 45, but 45.5. At 45.5 , and you hav […]
• OMG! OMFG! YES! YES! YES! Shoulders! February 8, 2012
  Folks, it's happening!One of the greatest bands to ever grace the face of the earth, Shoulder's will be playing a legendary St. Patrick's Day show at The Dog & Duck March 17th!Spread the word!Shoulder's again perform a St. Patrick's show!Woo-Hoo!!! FUCK YEAH!More details to follow, and make sure to join the Shoulders Facebook Pag […]
• My tweets January 31, 2012
  Sun, 19:53: New Years Eve http://t.co/BGeL50J9 @GetGlue @NBCUpAllNight Sun, 19:53: I'm a Fan of Up All Night on @GetGlue http://t.co/NY7NnVcn Sun, 20:49: I'm watching Shark Tank (23 others checked-in) http://t.co/RzYftTSQ @GetGlue @TheSharkTankABC Sun, 22:20: Fruit of the Poisonous Tree http://t.co/Cl0wXn9q @GetGlue @OnceABC Sun, 22:21: I unlocked […]
• My tweets January 16, 2012
  Sun, 19:45: Madonna http://t.co/XStrxzvc @GetGlue @TheGNShow Sun, 21:56: The Blind Side http://t.co/c9A4GH1Q @GetGlue @FamilyGuyonFOX Sun, 21:56: I unlocked the Family Guy Fan sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/qYz20nHS Sun, 22:36: True North http://t.co/nFvmBJzF @GetGlue @OnceABC
• Мои твиты January 15, 2012
  Сб, 08:49: Trivia http://t.co/NhLazKg8 @GetGlue @theofficenbc Сб, 15:01: RT @indybrewing: Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout wins national award! http://t.co/m8f3yHFF... Сб, 15:02: RT @reddit: TIL Bill Gates Has Given Away $28 Billion Since 2007, Saving 6 Million Lives http://t.co/co039EMW [todayilearned] 947 points Сб, 15:06: RT @keyetv: APD files new charges again […]
• So What Do You Think They Are Trying to Say...??? December 20, 2011
  So filling out the paperwork for my additional life insurance for work. Rates for smokers is roughly HALF what the life insurance rates are smokers. Yes, that's right. Additional insurance for up to $100,000 is $4.60 a month for non-smokers. $2.05 a month for smokers. Guess I picked the right place to work if I want to start smoking again. That'll […]
• Мои твиты December 20, 2011
  Вс, 23:22: This is the Way the World Ends. Season Finale. http://t.co/5u5bHABI @GetGlue @SHO_dexter Вс, 23:22: I unlocked the Dexter Fan sticker on @GetGlue! @SHO_Dexter http://t.co/HvG9dQky Пн, 00:28: HOLEEEE! FUCK! What a cliffhanger of a finale! http://t.co/JNyQzGrX @GetGlue @SHO_dexter Пн, 00:32: Marine One. Season Finale. Been eagerly awaiting this one. […]
• Remembering Christopher Hitchens - The Week December 19, 2011
  Remembering Christopher HitchensThe vaunted intellectual and contrarian charmer has died at the age of 62 after battling esophageal cancerPOSTED ON DECEMBER 16, 2011, AT 12:03 PMJournalist, author, and gleeful provocateur, Christopher Hitchens, passed away Thursday at the age of 62. Photo: Kathy de Witt/Lebrecht Music & Arts/CorbisOn Thursday, prolific p […]
• Patio Plunge December 19, 2011
  A small patio with a hidden pool would be the perfect thing for parties at your supervillain lairI guess Hidden Water Pools have been doing their thing for a couple years now, making awesome patios that transform into small swimming pools. The way it works is that there’s a hydraulic lift underground that raises and lowers the patio to become the botto […]
• Christopher Hitchens Is Dead at 62 — Obituary - NYTimes.com December 16, 2011
• My tweets December 16, 2011
  Thu, 00:00: Still giving this one a test drive. http://t.co/nERtP6oz @GetGlue @IHMTDFOX Thu, 00:51: The Vest http://t.co/oltJ6nQm @GetGlue @SHO_homeland Thu, 00:51: I unlocked the Must List Level 3 sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/GKJfTw9r Thu, 11:09: Talk to the Hand http://t.co/mM9NWPIC @GetGlue @SHO_dexter Thu, 12:04: First Christmas http://t.co/sgZWbci5 […]
• It's About Time.... The Magazine December 15, 2011
  The ProtesterOnce upon a time, when major news events were chronicled strictly by professionals and printed on paper or transmitted through the air by the few for the masses, protesters were prime makers of history. Back then, when citizen multitudes took to the streets without weapons to declare themselves opposed, it was the very definition of news — vivid […]
• Jesus Responds to Rick Perry's "Strong" Ad - JC to RP... "You're a Douche"! December 15, 2011
  Jesus Responds to Rick Perry's "Strong" Ad from DC PiersonJesus Responds to Rick Perry's "Strong" Ad from DC Pierson, Ryan Perez, Funny Or Die, BoTown Sound, and Alex RichanbachThe best response so far to the Rick Perry Strong ad. JC knows!