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• My tweets January 16, 2012
  Sun, 19:45: Madonna http://t.co/XStrxzvc @GetGlue @TheGNShow Sun, 21:56: The Blind Side http://t.co/c9A4GH1Q @GetGlue @FamilyGuyonFOX Sun, 21:56: I unlocked the Family Guy Fan sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/qYz20nHS Sun, 22:36: True North http://t.co/nFvmBJzF @GetGlue @OnceABC
• Мои твиты January 15, 2012
  Сб, 08:49: Trivia http://t.co/NhLazKg8 @GetGlue @theofficenbc Сб, 15:01: RT @indybrewing: Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout wins national award! http://t.co/m8f3yHFF... Сб, 15:02: RT @reddit: TIL Bill Gates Has Given Away $28 Billion Since 2007, Saving 6 Million Lives http://t.co/co039EMW [todayilearned] 947 points Сб, 15:06: RT @keyetv: APD files new charges again […]
• So What Do You Think They Are Trying to Say...??? December 20, 2011
  So filling out the paperwork for my additional life insurance for work. Rates for smokers is roughly HALF what the life insurance rates are smokers. Yes, that's right. Additional insurance for up to $100,000 is $4.60 a month for non-smokers. $2.05 a month for smokers. Guess I picked the right place to work if I want to start smoking again. That'll […]
• Мои твиты December 20, 2011
  Вс, 23:22: This is the Way the World Ends. Season Finale. http://t.co/5u5bHABI @GetGlue @SHO_dexter Вс, 23:22: I unlocked the Dexter Fan sticker on @GetGlue! @SHO_Dexter http://t.co/HvG9dQky Пн, 00:28: HOLEEEE! FUCK! What a cliffhanger of a finale! http://t.co/JNyQzGrX @GetGlue @SHO_dexter Пн, 00:32: Marine One. Season Finale. Been eagerly awaiting this one. […]
• Remembering Christopher Hitchens - The Week December 19, 2011
  Remembering Christopher HitchensThe vaunted intellectual and contrarian charmer has died at the age of 62 after battling esophageal cancerPOSTED ON DECEMBER 16, 2011, AT 12:03 PMJournalist, author, and gleeful provocateur, Christopher Hitchens, passed away Thursday at the age of 62. Photo: Kathy de Witt/Lebrecht Music & Arts/CorbisOn Thursday, prolific p […]
• Patio Plunge December 19, 2011
  A small patio with a hidden pool would be the perfect thing for parties at your supervillain lairI guess Hidden Water Pools have been doing their thing for a couple years now, making awesome patios that transform into small swimming pools. The way it works is that there’s a hydraulic lift underground that raises and lowers the patio to become the botto […]
• Christopher Hitchens Is Dead at 62 — Obituary - NYTimes.com December 16, 2011
• My tweets December 16, 2011
  Thu, 00:00: Still giving this one a test drive. http://t.co/nERtP6oz @GetGlue @IHMTDFOX Thu, 00:51: The Vest http://t.co/oltJ6nQm @GetGlue @SHO_homeland Thu, 00:51: I unlocked the Must List Level 3 sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/GKJfTw9r Thu, 11:09: Talk to the Hand http://t.co/mM9NWPIC @GetGlue @SHO_dexter Thu, 12:04: First Christmas http://t.co/sgZWbci5 […]
• It's About Time.... The Magazine December 15, 2011
  The ProtesterOnce upon a time, when major news events were chronicled strictly by professionals and printed on paper or transmitted through the air by the few for the masses, protesters were prime makers of history. Back then, when citizen multitudes took to the streets without weapons to declare themselves opposed, it was the very definition of news — vivid […]
• Jesus Responds to Rick Perry's "Strong" Ad - JC to RP... "You're a Douche"! December 15, 2011
  Jesus Responds to Rick Perry's "Strong" Ad from DC PiersonJesus Responds to Rick Perry's "Strong" Ad from DC Pierson, Ryan Perez, Funny Or Die, BoTown Sound, and Alex RichanbachThe best response so far to the Rick Perry Strong ad. JC knows!
• Мои твиты December 14, 2011
  Вт, 23:08: Gotta say, didn't care for this Christmas episode. http://t.co/WfTJHdxo @GetGlue @GLEEonFOX Вт, 23:17: It's a Hopeful Life http://t.co/QADwK4yA @GetGlue @RaisingHopeFOX Вт, 23:25: To the Lost. Season Finale http://t.co/SAwWoPfu @GetGlue @HBO Вт, 23:25: I'm a Fan of Boardwalk Empire on @GetGlue http://t.co/NY7NnVcn
• Strong - YouTube December 13, 2011
  http://youtu.be/0PAJNntoRgAStrong - YouTubeWhat's really more scary? That the message is such an out and out, unmitigated lie, or that "Rick Perry Approves This Message"?You decide.
• Politically Correct - YouTube December 13, 2011
  http://youtu.be/QzUIJVerqN4?hd=1Politically Correct - YouTubeDoes it REALLY surprise ANYONE that comments and voting are disabled for this video on YouTube?At least Perry is talking about something he knows VERY well in this video Double Speak and not Telling the Truth. He has the patent on that doesn't he?
• Remember America? He-he... Yeah, I Use To.... December 12, 2011
  Subtitle D--Detainee MattersSEC. 1031. AFFIRMATION OF AUTHORITY OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE UNITEDSTATES TO DETAIN COVERED PERSONS PURSUANT TO THEAUTHORIZATION FOR USE OF MILITARY FORCE.(a) In General.--Congress affirms that the authority of thePresident to use all necessary and appropriate force pursuant to theAuthorization for Use of Military Force (Public […]
• Мои твиты December 12, 2011
  Вс, 23:35: The Huntsman Great episode tonight, terrific show! http://t.co/qoRjPTCK @GetGlue @OnceABC Вс, 23:35: I unlocked the Once Upon a Time: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/Tf18piAh Вс, 23:49: Katy Perry! http://t.co/alsxw323 @GetGlue @NBCSNL
• Мои твиты December 10, 2011
  Пт, 17:04: The Speckerman Reoccurrence http://t.co/oPpWlyBE @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS Пт, 17:11: Regional Holiday Music "If anyone asked, we were never here" http://t.co/ghEsiEFy @GetGlue @nbccommunity Пт, 17:53: Citizen Knope http://t.co/8qmovwS0 @GetGlue @parksandrecnbc Пт, 18:29: Copy-Machine; Holding http://t.co/rM2gRtMx @GetGlue #BeavisAndButtHead […]
• Мои твиты December 10, 2011
  Пт, 00:10: Bad in Bed http://t.co/NHZBPGON @GetGlue @NewGirlonFOX Пт, 00:53: Smoldering Children http://t.co/wRD8LK0P @GetGlue #AHSFX Пт, 14:15: Teenage Family Night http://t.co/Ugcy9k3V @GetGlue @IHMTDFOX Пт, 17:04: The Speckerman Reoccurrence http://t.co/oPpWlyBE @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS Пт, 17:11: Regional Holiday Music "If anyone asked, we were never h […]
• Slavery: Alive and Well in the US, Sponsored by ALEC | Addicting Info December 9, 2011
• Super DUPER 8 December 8, 2011
• Apathy... It's Bad.... M'kay? December 4, 2011